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    A pun is when a word sounds like another word and is then put in the place of it, specific type of play on words

    Double entandre is when the word has two meanings and both meanings come into play, making the sentence able to be interpreted two ways (in a sense)
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    I stole the Drill bit near word for word from World's Greatest Puns 'coz I'm lazy :O And the crossbow one I got from "She used to have a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off", although I still don't think mine counts. A pun is not just using a word that is alike or sounds alike in a different meaning, but also a general use of a word or phrase that plays with the application. Or at least as far as I understand it. Pun-land is not my kingdom.
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    Ah, this thread should just be "256 FFVI jokes" or something

    Nothing funny of my own to add, obviously.

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    "256 FFVI lolgasms"

    23. Did you hear about the dyslexic haxor explorer?
    He discovered Lete River
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    24. What's the area around the mines like?
    Narsheland.

    Oh, mine're getting worse and worse.
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    25. The Returner's signiature spell is scan. They believe in Libra-ation.

    The urge to vanish-doom myself is growing
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    "Reign of Terra".

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    26. What are Adelai Stephenson's favourite kind of shoes?

    Gogo boots!

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    27. What happened when Celes used runic halfway through Terra telling everyone some exciting news?

    She stole her thunder.
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    28. What should you take when you have stomach trouble on an airship? Alka-Setzer.

    29. What did the moogle say to the Zone Eater when it complained of being injured? "Suck it up!"

    30. What was Locke's excuse when the party gave him all their magicite for a battle and he still lost? "Sorry, I was just too stoned."

    31. (Ok, this one's a stretch, sorry. You can count it or not.) What was the name of the war that "reduced the world to a scorched wasteland, and gremlins simply ceased to exist"? The War of the Mogwai

    32. One day, the moogles invited Umaro to one of their dances, but when he got there, no one felt like dancing because Umaro smelled so bad. Finally Mog stood up and yelled "Dance, my friends! Dance like there's no Umaro!".
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    Oh my god you're brilliant xD

    ..

    ...I can't think of any

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    Thanks, Scrumpleberry! And keep trying, I'm sure you'll think of something! Here's a few cheaper ones:

    33. What do you call a fanfic about Bismark? A whale of a tale.

    34. What did Terra say to Celes when she saw Gogo mimic Mog's special ability? "Hey, check out the Gogo-dancer!"

    35. What do you call an Atma Weapon with dragoon boots? High and mighty.

    36. Why did Chupon make friends with Ultros? He wanted to be well-armed.

    37. If Ultros were truly ever in an opera, what song would he sing? Aria di mezzo calamari

    38. What was the name of Duncan's pastry shop? Duncan Donuts

    39. One night, Celes had a nightmare about turning into an ice esper. She recalls, "It was so scary, it made me shiva."

    Q: "How'Maduin so far?" A: "You're Kirin me!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by fleetingsight View Post
    Thanks, Scrumpleberry! And keep trying, I'm sure you'll think of something! Here's a few cheaper ones:

    33. What do you call a fanfic about Bismark? A whale of a tale.

    34. What did Terra say to Celes when she saw Gogo mimic Mog's special ability? "Hey, check out the Gogo-dancer!"

    35. What do you call an Atma Weapon with dragoon boots? High and mighty.

    36. Why did Chupon make friends with Ultros? He wanted to be well-armed.

    37. If Ultros were truly ever in an opera, what song would he sing? Aria di mezzo calamari

    38. What was the name of Duncan's pastry shop? Duncan Donuts

    39. One night, Celes had a nightmare about turning into an ice esper. She recalls, "It was so scary, it made me shiva."

    Q: "How'Maduin so far?" A: "You're Kirin me!"
    oh my gosh......

    you are on FIRE.and brilliant.

    i guess i'll take a shot....

    40?41?:one night at the opera house,strago spotted a dancer that he thought was quite a-lore-ing...


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    Thanks CelestialStarDust.

    Well, I was thinking that these puns would make a great little video, so I made a flash movie with them. I hope you all enjoy it, and maybe when we get more puns, someone can make another:

    Here's the link:
    Puns with Punbaba

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    Quote Originally Posted by fleetingsight View Post
    Thanks CelestialStarDust. :)

    Well, I was thinking that these puns would make a great little video, so I made a flash movie with them. I hope you all enjoy it, and maybe when we get more puns, someone can make another:

    Here's the link:
    Puns with Punbaba
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