Here are some lame lines that probably aren't puns because I don't even know what a pun is.

Edgar tried to impress Celes with his crossbow but she shot him down!

Kefka soon learned Figaro Castle had an underground secret.

Terra didn't want her magic so she cast it away.

The Veldt sure filled Gau with Rage.

Edgar used the tool many times so he knew the Drill.

A scientist dropped some magicite and apologized for disturbing the piece.

Kefka knew how to make a killer drink.