256 Final Fantasy VI puns

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28. What should you take when you have stomach trouble on an airship? Alka-Setzer.

29. What did the moogle say to the Zone Eater when it complained of being injured? "Suck it up!"

30. What was Locke's excuse when the party gave him all their magicite for a battle and he still lost? "Sorry, I was just too stoned."

31. (Ok, this one's a stretch, sorry. You can count it or not.) What was the name of the war that "reduced the world to a scorched wasteland, and gremlins simply ceased to exist"? The War of the Mogwai

32. One day, the moogles invited Umaro to one of their dances, but when he got there, no one felt like dancing because Umaro smelled so bad. Finally Mog stood up and yelled "Dance, my friends! Dance like there's no Umaro!".