256 Final Fantasy VI puns

[fleetingsight]

Thanks, Scrumpleberry! And keep trying, I'm sure you'll think of something! Here's a few cheaper ones:

33. What do you call a fanfic about Bismark? A whale of a tale.

34. What did Terra say to Celes when she saw Gogo mimic Mog's special ability? "Hey, check out the Gogo-dancer!"

35. What do you call an Atma Weapon with dragoon boots? High and mighty.

36. Why did Chupon make friends with Ultros? He wanted to be well-armed.

37. If Ultros were truly ever in an opera, what song would he sing? Aria di mezzo calamari

38. What was the name of Duncan's pastry shop? Duncan Donuts

39. One night, Celes had a nightmare about turning into an ice esper. She recalls, "It was so scary, it made me shiva."

Q: "How'Maduin so far?" A: "You're Kirin me!"