256 Final Fantasy VI puns
0. A man was attacked and had his possetions stolen by a moogle yesterday. They say he got mogged
1. Why doesnt relm make any of the battle plans?
She tends to be abit sketchy on the details.
2. Locke equips a sword and Terra asks how much was that? And locke replies "it was a steel"
3. Why did Relm go to court when she painted on Strago?
She's previously had a few brushes with the lore
Your turn.
[zozo]Try to keep it clean[/zozo] *wink* *wink*
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
4: What did setzer do to terra?
Oh he gave her lagomorph
That's all I could come up with at this random hour of the day
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5. What's Cyan's favourite food?
A Doma kebab.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
A pun thread? In the FFVI forum? Pure awesomesauce. :chef:
I can't think of any at the moment but I'll be happy to share any groaners as I think of them...
xD
Omg, I'm like chuckling quietly.
I can't think of anything, this thread wins. XD
After a long night of treasure hunting I got Locked out.
7. The team went to the beach and some of them got sunburn. The UV rays damaged their Celes
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Here are some lame lines that probably aren't puns because I don't even know what a pun is.
Edgar tried to impress Celes with his crossbow but she shot him down!
Kefka soon learned Figaro Castle had an underground secret.
Terra didn't want her magic so she cast it away.
The Veldt sure filled Gau with Rage.
Edgar used the tool many times so he knew the Drill.
A scientist dropped some magicite and apologized for disturbing the piece.
Kefka knew how to make a killer drink.
2nd to last one is but all others are only play on words or double entandre
9. Grasping is the way to defeat the ultimate weapon.
Beware of my look a like!
Isn't that the definition of pun? And i thought the double entendre was a type of pun.Originally Posted by Siegfried
Theyre hilarious so I accept them anyway
so the next one should be number 16
Last edited by blackmage_nuke; 04-01-2008 at 07:34 AM.
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
16. Was the party scared of Kefka? You should've seen their look of Terra.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
17: What do moogles shop with? A Kupo(n)
18: Sabin tried to play football, but he kept Blitzing the quarterback
19: Mog yelled at Umaro for dinner, to which he replied, "It isn't Yeti"
20: Who is Shadow really running from? Peter pan
(ok I know that wasn't a pun, but Peter pan is always trying to catch his shadow)
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I'll start at 20, since yours isn't a pun.
20. When the Retainer of Doma was asked about his family, he wouldn't stop Cyan. (Okay, I'm assuming his name is pronounced Sighin')
I can't think of any. :(
21. Why couldn't Rachel shut the door?
She was one Locke short.
22. Why did the kids always go to Figero Castle?
Because Sabin had all the best Power Ranger stuff.
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