I told everybody I knew that Death Cab for Cutie broke up. They all bought it, and I didn't let them in on the joke yet. Also, I brought a mint tin full of bacon-flavored mints to school. Everyone sees the tin and automatically asks for one, gets one, and nearly pukes.

Also, I always pick on my mom. Usually I get up early and tell her I puked on the rug or something, but today, I'm waiting until she gets home, then telling her I got a date. When she goes nuts with the questions and crap, I'll pop the customary "APRIL FOOLS HAW HAW!" on her.