I'd be Final Fantasy VII.

I will continue to be bloated and fallated for another ten years.


FFVI because I would be the most overrated game in the series. Everyone would bash FFVII while praising and worshiping me. And even after bashing FFVII across all the internet(proving that the game is not overrated anymore), they would still say that it's more overrated than me.
Except you just insulted FFVI, thus proving it's not overrated anymore.

This is LITERAL self-ownage people.