What is it like in Scotland?

[Jings]

Never been there. I remember one time I was looking for it in the world map but I couldn't find it so I denied it's existence, that is until today when I'm considering acknowledging it it's own country.

I know this one guy named Scot.

You really shouldn't admit to not being able to find a part of Britain on a map.

I was looking for the country Scotland, and all I saw was the United Kingdom. It made no sense.

Ah. You're one of the countless hordes that didn't understand the whole UK/England distinction.