Put a bucket of water above a door!

Spam a random board!

Find the President's phone number and call him!

Make randomized prank phone calls!

Reserve something for Meat Puppet!

*Poll option reserved for Meat Puppet*

I'm shocked the poll was completed before a mod closed the thread.

Pretend to be a guy on the internet!

Have a totally uncalled for knock knock joke!

Pretend to kill yourself!

Hack into the site!

Get arrested!

Actually kill yourself!

*The above poll option is reserved for Old Manus*

Wear some random Video Game Character's suit!

Go about your day normally, idiot!

Loony BoB is a fruit.

None of the above.

All of the above.

I just can't decide.