NO! I specifically posted :P
NO! I specifically posted :P
It'll be like 20 more sec. Talking to WhatVVB on the phone. God I just knew I shouldn't have let a writer write the initial death scene. It's like reading a book. XD
EDIT: His internet is buggering up so I'll post it instead.
WhatVVB and Bahamut2000X decided to hit the town and pick up some chicks. So, swinging by Bahamut’s place in his brown Ford Pinto, the two made their way into the grand city of EoFFia.
Rumbling down the pristine, peaceful streets with their windows down and shades on, the two kept their eyes peeled. It didn’t take them long to find a smoking hot blond strolling casually down the side of the street.
“Hey baby,” Bahamut2000X said, peeking his head out of the car, lowering his sunglasses as WhatVVB slowed the car down. “How’d you like to summon a snake, and I don’t mean Leviathan,” he said, wiggling his eyebrows. The girl rolled her eyes and walked faster.
“Tough luck there man,” WhatVVB said, shaking his head as Bahamut2000X sat back in the car. “Now watch how a REAL man does it!” Taking a turn onto Am Bush Boulevard, WhatVVB spotted a knockout brunette and slowed the car to a stop. Sticking his head out, he called out to her on the other side of the street.
“Hey baby! You wanna activate my lightsaber?” There was a slight pause as she looked over at him. There was a slight pause before she opened her mouth to respond.
“Sure! Just let me go get my stuff!” she called out, disappearing into the building behind her. Sitting back in the car, WhatVVB gave Bahamut2000X a smug smile as he nodded slowly.
“Oh yeah! Smoking hot too! That’s how a real man gets it done! What?” he asked, seeing terror etch itself onto Bahamut2000X’s face as he pointed towards where the woman once stood.
“Holy—” WhatVVB cried out, slamming his foot down on the accelerator. The woman had appeared holding none other than a RPG-7.
As the Ford Pinto shot forward, engine growling with rage, smoke surrounded the woman as the green warhead shot towards the car. Both men screamed like frightened Japanese schoolgirls as it punched through the rear car door to wedge itself between the seats, just above the emergency break.
Breathing heavily, the two looked from the smoking dud warhead to each other and began laughing at their luck.
“I love Soviet stuff!” Bahamut2000X cried out with glee as WhatVVB nodded in agreement.
Approaching an intersection, WhatVVB slowed to a stop as the light turned red. Drumming his fingers on the steering wheel, WhatVVB nodded his head as the song, “Bye-Bye-Bye” began playing. As both began singing along, WhatVVB just happened to glance in his rearview mirror to see a beautiful blond rocketing towards them in her brand new fire red Corvette. He was just about to point it out to his dear friend beside him when he noticed she wasn’t slowing down. The last thing he saw before she slammed into the back of the Pinto was her mouthing into the cell phone pressed against her face was, “Hold on, I’ll call you right back.”
While the impact was relatively minor and only caused minor whiplash to the two, the Ford Pinto suddenly exploded into a mushroom cloud of fire. Bahamut2000X was killed instantly, but WhatVVB was thrown from the burning inferno into the intersection. Screaming as he ran in circles, flames dancing from his body, he turned just in time to see the tanker truck sliding against the asphalt towards him after tipping over in attempt to dodge the accident. As gas spilled from the tank and hit the burning man, it ignited exploding in an even greater fireball that shook the city.
On night Zero, WhatVVB and Bahamut2000X were killed by an explosion.
Day one begins now. You have 48 hours until the day ends.
With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch.
Last edited by Bahamut2000X; 04-02-2008 at 02:42 AM.
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Goldenboko is scum.
Goldenboko is always scum.
##vote: Goldenboko
No, no I'm just not reading all of that xD
Alright lets start.
EDIT: lmao, I'm already getting voted for :P
##Vote Leader of Mortals
Lets get people active.
Vote Count
(1)Goldenboko: Psychotic
(1)leader of mortals: qwertyxsora
Edit: Could a mod *cough Del or Psy* change the thread title to 'Mafia Again! DAY 1: B2X and WhatVVB die in Pinto explosion!'
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This isn't a C9 so any number of other roles can be in it correct?
Oh man 24 hours? Didn't see that. I'd prefer it if it was 48, but maybe it's just a Day 1 thing? Oh well. No jokevoting after all :weep:
But yeah get your asses out here.
##unvote
##vote: Levian
You know the drill, viking sam. You get unvoted when you post!
A little something about the Ford Pinto:
Originally Posted by Wikipedia
We changed it, it's 48. Forgot to edit that part after we changed our minds from the initial death scene. *slaps head* That and we still got 2 more confirms I'm waiting on, so want everyone to have a fair amount of time.
Vote Count
(0)Goldenboko:Psychotic
(1)leader of mortals: Goldenboko
(1)Levian: Psychotic
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I voted for laddy ;p
You are doing that thing, and I'm not.
Great way to suddenly cover up and go along with Psy like that Boko. The First connection drawn between two people is now.
How much thought have I put into this? Barely any.
So Psy, you already have a little lap dog following you around.
What do you think of my deductions?
And Boko, why the hell would you follow Psys example, a guy you normally hate?
lets get people to post.
##vote: Del Murder xD