my most recent one is
"I'll try to call you later tonight. So no more texting while driving! <3"

of course, there was no call later that night, as my phone rarely ever rings, and it's typically my mom to see how I'm doing. She's gotten to the point that she calls every thursday though. So yeah.

Actually, I get more wrong numbers calling my phone, than actual people to talk to me. Owell

THE JACKEL