"Lol alrite dude ill show you my awesome code 2mo as well then."
I am a geek and work with them.
"Lol alrite dude ill show you my awesome code 2mo as well then."
I am a geek and work with them.
Last text I got was from my friend Kat. We were supposed to go play darts when I finished my shift but the bar was closed so I said I was heading back to my apartment.
Kat: ok darling see u soon
Weirdest? From Faris. She is a weird girl.
Kinky? Nope. Though I sent a kinky one to my boyfriend before. :X
I can't check since I'm on the phone but I think It's liz saying the office is on
Your account balance is exactly 0.00 pesos and you have 0 free texts...
The last one I got was:
"Yo, you watching Wrestlemania?"
To which I replied:
"No, I'm watching He-Man!"
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
sent a msg to my fella asked where our relationship was going...he replied in all of its splender!..fake cheese ROFL
Both the latest and the weirdest is "The mop is done." from a total stranger.
I don't remember, it's prolly from my sister or something.
I do text alot though, but I use the messenger service that's included in my messaging plan on my phone. So saddly, I can't pull up MSN convos.
I'm about 99% sure though that the last message I got was "I took some chicken out to defrost" though. XD
I wish I'd get random text messages like that. But no, I just get predictable threats from someone whose bark is worse than his bite.Originally Posted by Rantzien
most recent: something about bobby going to work ;o
but the weirdest one i've gotten was from this dude that found my number "on a piece of paper" and i apparently didn't know him at all and he just wanted to get to know me (?)
it was really weird. i stopped texting him after that text message. xD
and i ALWAYS send bobby kinky text messages. ;D
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