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    Fapping over Aerith porn isn't a job.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balzac View Post
    Fapping over Aerith porn isn't a job.


    I could explain my job to you, but i doubt you would understand it, as physics majors have trouble understanding it on the first try


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    You're 19 (if what your profile says is true.) You're not even old enough to have a physics major.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balzac View Post
    You're 19 (if what your profile says is true.) You're not even old enough to have a physics major.
    Im in my 3rd year of college

    Why would i not be old enough for it. I graduated our equivalent of high school at 16.(with our equivalent of AP physics, AP math and AP chemistry.. so yes, i am certainly old enough for a physics major.)


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    Wutevr man.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    dont blame me for your problems.. man

    Anyway, I noticed some people havent made a topic yet.. how many arent confirmed?


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    How about we calm down, MAN

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    everyone take a chill pill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    everyone take a chill pill :p
    Dude, the e-drama is the best part of this competition. That's what makes reality TV so entertaining, y'know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    Anyway, I noticed some people havent made a topic yet.. how many arent confirmed?
    If there are 71 of us and 60 threads have been made, then I assume 11 of us have yet to create a thread.

    I wouldn't worry too much about it. The rest that haven't made one yet still have about a half a day to get it done.

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    Plus there are the five immune, so they're in the clear.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ouch! View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    everyone take a chill pill
    Dude, the e-drama is the best part of this competition. That's what makes reality TV so entertaining, y'know?
    Iknow but someones got be the ass who tells everyone to stop being emo and then they all hate on him and stop haying on eachother!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rase View Post
    Plus there are the five immune, so they're in the clear.
    yes, but I'm one of the immune and I made a thread. I believe the other immune people did as well. We're just immune if there are any additional removals from the competition as it was stated that not posting a thread won't be the only reason you could be knocked out in the first round.

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    I know that i wouldn't take a chance to not make a thread, even if i was immune.
    Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For

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    Out of interest, will all these threads be archived in the end? You know, so that the eventual Knight can have their innermost thoughts and feelings (that they've posted) can be analysed and looked up to by people who want to be a moderator while aspirational music plays in the background? If so, can I pick the music?
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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