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    I'm selling these fine leather jackets Aerith's Knight's Avatar
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    I dont get holidays T__T

    stupid cooking and cleaning.. just spend two hours on it

    A man isnt supposed to clean , I wonder how expensive maids are..


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    I hear Araciel is good at cleaning. And he's quite cheap too!
    Looks good in a maids outfit, thats an added bonus ;D
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    Oh! Me, me! Pick me! I'll be your maid. I'm poor and unemployed. I need money. I'm not an illegal Mexican immigrant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrias View Post
    I hear Araciel is good at cleaning. And he's quite cheap too!
    Looks good in a maids outfit, thats an added bonus ;D
    Will you be dressed like that and cleaning at our house?
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balzac View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Agrias View Post
    I hear Araciel is good at cleaning. And he's quite cheap too!
    Looks good in a maids outfit, thats an added bonus ;D
    Will you be dressed like that and cleaning at our house?
    You know it darling ;D
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    Sweet!
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Can I be the person who goes into the confessionals and be all "Omg did you -SEE- what this person posted? LIKE DUDE, Freaking crazy please, he needs to be kicked out of the house."

    Then again this isn't Big Brother...

    ...or is it?

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    I'm selling these fine leather jackets Aerith's Knight's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Takara View Post
    Oh! Me, me! Pick me! I'll be your maid. I'm poor and unemployed. I need money. I'm not an illegal Mexican immigrant!
    You know about naked thursdays right?

    Cookie for whoever gets that quote.

    anyway, shouldnt we stop spamming as we are being watched? *looks around fearfully*


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    I like being watched. .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    You know about naked thursdays right?

    Cookie for whoever gets that quote.
    Everyone knows it's from that awful show, Friends.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Pff, my uni didn't even HAVE an Easter Break. I'm not complaining though, I've only got 4 classes a week, and only 2 days a week and not until 2:30 =D. I also only have 3 classes left before I'm done for the summer.

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    I work my own hours. Yay being freelance!
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    I work as much as a doctor on some weeks T__T


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    AK you do nothing?

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    lol i meant the hours.. i actually do something


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