I dont get holidays T__T
stupid cooking and cleaning.. just spend two hours on it
A man isnt supposed to clean, I wonder how expensive maids are..
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I dont get holidays T__T
stupid cooking and cleaning.. just spend two hours on it
A man isnt supposed to clean, I wonder how expensive maids are..
 
 
					
				I hear Araciel is good at cleaning. And he's quite cheap too!
Looks good in a maids outfit, thats an added bonus ;D
~*Fizzgig*~
 
 
					
				Oh! Me, me! Pick me! I'll be your maid. I'm poor and unemployed. I need money. I'm not an illegal Mexican immigrant!
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
 
 
					
				Sweet!
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
 
 
					
				Can I be the person who goes into the confessionals and be all "Omg did you -SEE- what this person posted? LIKE DUDE, Freaking crazy please, he needs to be kicked out of the house."
Then again this isn't Big Brother...
...or is it?
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
 
 
					
				I work my own hours. Yay being freelance!
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I work as much as a doctor on some weeks T__T
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				lol i meant the hours.. i actually do something