This Is a Clever Newbie Thread Title

[Kes]

Okay, I'm going to actually attempt to make a real response to things here instead of being overwhelmed by the entertaining combination of friendliness, craziness and what seems like self-pimping for the contest.

You took my advice!? :bigsmile:

Sorry to burst your bubble, but Ouch! told me to make one the second I got my account, and I didn't actually know about User Notes until I posted this. It took me so long to getting around to posting because I wanted to make a new avatar and signature image.

Welcome, make sure you read the Rules/FAQ, and enjoy. :p

Thanks for linking it, but I always make sure to read through the rules before posting anywhere.

Oddler, I don't have access to FFII. Dolentrean, you are obviously a stalker or internet predator as I've already stated because you are on the internet, so no. ^.^ (<./sarcasm>). Thanks to everyone yet again for the welcomes.

Finally, I would like to maintain that that the title of this thread is indeed clever, and that I hope that my assertive manner tricks someone.

Edit: Sorry, Psychotic, I'm not sure what made you think he listens to me, but I'll try anyway.

[snacks]

I lied. At first I was thoroughly tricked.

Curse you!

[Jojee]

Hi Kes.

Zach has a crush on me. Please tell him I am not interested. I believe you are the only one who can get through to him.

Also welcome.

You'll come around eventually, baby.

*slaps* How could you? What about us!? ...Oh that's it. Hi Kes, would you like to elope and have hot wild monkey sex? :strawpanties:

[Ouch!]

Hi Kes.

Zach has a crush on me. Please tell him I am not interested. I believe you are the only one who can get through to him.

Also welcome.

You'll come around eventually, baby.

*slaps* How could you? What about us!? ...Oh that's it. :mad2: Hi Kes, would you like to elope and have hot wild monkey sex? :monkey: :strawpanties:

If I had known encouraging Kes to make an introduction thread would result in the revelation of my adulterous ways, I would have never told her to come here!

[Dolentrean]

Come on Ouch! You need to think these things out!

[Ouch!]

I thought my various conquests partners would have a bit more discretion!

[Dolentrean]

You can never trust an old [strike]conquest[/strike], [strike]victory[/strike], [strike]wild night in vegas[/strike], [strike]Cid Knight[/strike] partner to remain quiet!

[Ouch!]

But what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. ; ;

[Dolentrean]

Except for syphilis and love children

[Big D]

Welcome to the forum, Kes. At first I thought your username came from one of the more interesting characters from a much-maligned sci-fi series... but it seems not.

But that's beside the point. Hope you like it here!

[Kasou]

Hey-oh Kes, dunno whether I'm late saying welcome - but I'll say welcome anyway

[Peegee]

*sexors newbie*

what?

[Rantz]

Hey Kes, that's a pretty clever newbie thread title you have there!

Make yourself at home.

[Breine]

Hey there Kes and welcome to EoFF

You seem like you'll be a good addition to the forums. Stick around.

[ljkkjlcm9]

*sexors newbie*

what?

man, you're still doing that? (get some new material >.>)

THE JACKEL