This Is a Clever Newbie Thread Title

[Ouch!]

Come to think of it, I don't think you've ever told me where the username Kes comes from. I mean, I think I can make some guesses, but then the whole Kessica Kesington thing really throws me off.

And isn't EoFF so much better than your French homework? You can thank me later for introducing you to new means of procrastination.