Finger nails, toe nails, metal nails, people named Nail and not Neil! How long are yours? Do you paint them? Are you missing any?



I just cut my nails for the first time in years today (we're messing with clay in art, and they're getting in the way), and now I CAN'T TYPE OR OPEN THINGS! My fingers hurt when I type. My nails grow fast, and are hard enough that they don't tear or break often, so they're usually pretty long. I actually have to use my fingers and not my nails to do every day things, and I'm totally at a loss xD

I can never just twist open the caps to water bottles, I always have to use my thumb nail to break the little seals so I can drink it xD

I NEED A PERSON TO OPEN THINGS! DOES ANYONE NEED A JOB?