Actually, if I were going to be verbally attacked (shot with a laser if you will) then I think doing a barrel roll would be the best way for me to deflect the criticisms. Therefore, it's a brilliant solution.
I did have a few jokes pop into my head while I was writing it, but I believe I managed to avoid putting them down. Little consolation to the people who've read my thread (that's right, I mean you), but it's the thought that counts, right?




