What is it like in America?

[Freya]

Western america, not mid west, west. IE Wyoming (me state) colorado, montana, and utah. They are really pretty. The rocky mountains are well, beautiful. If you ever have a chance go to yellowstone national park It's so pretty. Like better than movies pretty.

But you can't say that just people make a or break a place. I'd have to tell you Switzerland was horrible then. Because the people there were jerks. Where ever you went was bad people. We're not all bad.

[Lawr]

Michigan sucks but I'm ever gonna live in a big city. They're stupid

[Aerio]

Missouri, which eerily sounds like Misery, is always thought of as a flat boring state like Kansas. But to be honest, we're 10x cooler than Kansas because at least the St. Louis area is hilly and full of deciduous forest, and the rest of the eastern half is as well. Kansas is just pure on horizon every direction you look, which is just depressing.

Sadly, St. Louis is pretty crappy compared to most major cities in the country, but we do have a really nice zoo and a gigantic stainless steel arch, which makes us cooler than you. Plus, we have a really muddy river called the Mississippi, which every 3rd grader in the WORLD, well maybe not the world, learns to spell. Also, where else in the world can you go to a small town called Hannibal and paint fences white competitively?

Okay -.- the truth is Missouri sucks. Its full of a lot of nothing in between St. Louis and Kansas City. And when I say nothing, I actually mean crummy fields with run down farms. But you know what, Disney Land was almost built here. So take that, thats more than anyone other than California can say, because they actually got Disney Land.

Ah well, I am actually leaving in 4 months to attend college in Chicago so I guess it doesn't matter. My life will officially revolve around attending every Oprah show in hopes of getting free stuffz (hey, it's a better investment than playing the lottery) and seeing blue man group every night.

THAT, is what makes America, America. Blue man group. Where else can you be totally creeped out and completely entertained by people painted blue? Besides the 80's, smurfs don't count.