What is it like in America?

[Rye]

I'm sorry I pick on the rest of the country, Hsu. xD I've never really been to most of the other places, so I admit my opinion isn't the most valid one. I just got a really bad impression of the other places I did go to, like Washington DC, which was a ghetto crap hole and makes me angry every time anyone insults NYC for being "dangerous" and would let there kids walk around THERE, but not in NYC, and Virginia, the only place in the South I've been, because it was miles of fields and a tiny scary old house ever 10 miles, which literally did make me sick with worry while we were driving through VA. Even Baltimore was a crap hole. A really pretty sea-side crap hole, but there were bums EVERYWHERE. And not the funny whimsical ones that we have. They and DC had the holy crap aggressive ones that chase kids! All of my experiences near and below the Mason-Dixon line have been bad ones. xD Besides, I pick on NY all the time. Red Pill and Denmark are lovingly harassed by me for living in upstate New York with the freaking Canadian mounties and farms and stuff. <3 It's not just the south and midwest.

I've really not been to a vast majority of the US. I've been to more places overseas than here, tbh. So I'm just joking around. I'm sure I'd like it more if I've been to those other places. North Carolina is like, NYers who want slow pace central. Some of my family is down there. Maybe I'll go sometime. I'll cool it with the jokes then, mistuh hsoo.