I accidentally threw out someone's milk at lunch yesterday. Some old guy stole the table I usually sat at, so I sat with my friend at her Very Crowded Table. I ate as quickly as I could and left, but I grabbed someone else's milk when I was throwing my stuff away xD


Quote Originally Posted by Hambone View Post
Whenever someone says my full name during roll call. "Jonathan Johnson?" Just shoot me. My parents are cruel.
What parent names their kid John Johnson???