That's at least better than my name.
When I was going into my English class in the first week of school, I tried to sit on top of one of their desks. However, these desks have both sets of legs near the back. I just tipped forward and fell flat on my face in the middle of a lecture (I was coming back from the bathroom). This kind of thing happens to me all the time; I regularly walk into doors and/or poles, and once I was standing behind the bleachers at a football game (don't get any ideas!), turned around fast, and whacked my forehead right into the back of a bench.
In short, I am clumsy.