You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Originally Posted by Agrias
I was at church waaaay back when, and it was the middle of the prayer. Well the preist stops to take a breath and just then i accidently let a HUGE fart go. I just couldnt hold it anymore...Anyways, the preist kept going, trying not to laugh and everyone pretty much steered clear of me for a while.
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