View Poll Results: Best FF Joke out of these 3?

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  • Wait, he says. Do I look like a waiter?!

    12 38.71%
  • You Spoony Bard!!

    14 45.16%
  • That lobster got served with cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes!

    5 16.13%
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    Default Best FF Joke

    Between "Wait, he says. Do I look like a waiter?!", "You Spoony Bard!!", and "That lobster got served with cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes!!" which of them do you like the best?


    Wait, he says. Do I look like a waiter?!


    You Spoony Bard!!


    Galuf: That lobster got served!
    Bartz: With cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes!

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    Spoony bard hands down.
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    The word spoony is only funny because it sounds like spoon

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    Spoony is an actual word, so that phrase isn't really funny to me. But maybe I'm missing something major, context-wise.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dictionary.com: "Spoony"
    1.foolishly or sentimentally amorous.
    2.foolish; silly.

    1. Enamored in a silly or sentimental way.
    2. Feebly sentimental; gushy.
    But I literally lol'd at the waiter line

    Edit: Yeah, what Rye said

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    "YOU SPOONY BARD!!!"

    Epic Win

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    Spoony Bards make my day forky!



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    You Spoony Bard!!

    If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
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    inb4 FFX-2.

    Now there's the best joke!


    "I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine


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    I was talking about the best FF Picture Joke I made. Not which FF game is the biggest joke.

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    Make a Son of a Submariner one.

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    Lousy son of a shoopuf, too :</>D?

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    I made this one ages ago!!!
    Son of a...
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    That last one is really cute. I never thought I'd see a Sandworm like that <3

    Of Evastio's images, I like the waiter one the best. If only for Sabin's angry fighting pose which means he's probably not happy with the service at Palazzo's.
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    Final Fantasy 7



    Oh wait, someone already made a similar joke.

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    On its own, I like the lobster one the most since I used to work at Red Lobster... And they really DO serve them with cheese biscuits and (optionally) mashed potatoes.

    But my favorite thing about FF jokes like "Spoony Bard" or "I, Garland, will knock you all down!" is that the translators actually recognize how hallowed they are to us and try to include them in re-releases.

    I can't WAIT to hear the spoony bard line in SPOKEN DIALOGUE on the DS!!!

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