Embarrassing moments
My friend was showing off the other day in front of a bunch of people doing football skills, out of no were he suddenly lost his footing and fell straight on his back
Whats the most embarrassing thing happened to you or someone you know, whether its something like having an accident or being watched doing something without knowing?
If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
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I was at church waaaay back when, and it was the middle of the prayer. Well the preist stops to take a breath and just then i accidently let a HUGE fart go. I just couldnt hold it anymore...Anyways, the preist kept going, trying not to laugh and everyone pretty much steered clear of me for a while.
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I was showing off in front of some girls once, and I was riding down the middle of the road doing a wheelie on my bike, and somehow (no idea how) my handlebar went down my pants, so when I tried to turn it back and land on two wheels it just jammed within my trousers and I fell flat on my face. I laughed but it actually quite hurt and was really embarrassing.
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Whenever someone says my full name during roll call. "Jonathan Johnson?" Just shoot me. My parents are cruel.
Every single moment for me is embarrassing, hah. I am an extremely antsy, nervy person, so it happens a lot, especially in school. But more recently, I fell down the stairs on my way to the bus on Tuesday, right into a girls' backpack. It hurt a lot. I also somehow badly ripped my pants up in the crotch area when I was still in middle school, you could see my undies and everything.
I accidentally threw out someone's milk at lunch yesterday. Some old guy stole the table I usually sat at, so I sat with my friend at her Very Crowded Table. I ate as quickly as I could and left, but I grabbed someone else's milk when I was throwing my stuff away xD
What parent names their kid John Johnson???Originally Posted by Hambone
Whenever someone says my full name during roll call. "Jonathan Johnson?" Just shoot me. My parents are cruel.
Mine.
However, John and Jonathan are different.
I think your name is cute Hambone! You should go by J-J. With the hyphen for the extra spice and everything nice. But I get the woes, too. Maybe you should sue your parents for a bad name. You could be the first to try it!
I have too many embarrassing moments to even begin because I'm a klutzy douche. I can't even breathe without burning down a house or something crazy happening.
That's at least better than my name.
When I was going into my English class in the first week of school, I tried to sit on top of one of their desks. However, these desks have both sets of legs near the back. I just tipped forward and fell flat on my face in the middle of a lecture (I was coming back from the bathroom). This kind of thing happens to me all the time; I regularly walk into doors and/or poles, and once I was standing behind the bleachers at a football game (don't get any ideas!), turned around fast, and whacked my forehead right into the back of a bench.
In short, I am clumsy.
I can't go an entire day without doing something embarrassing =[
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I was at church waaaay back when, and it was the middle of the prayer. Well the preist stops to take a breath and just then i accidently let a HUGE fart go. I just couldnt hold it anymore...Anyways, the preist kept going, trying not to laugh and everyone pretty much steered clear of me for a while.
Hahaha I rlol'd.
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The first time I was meeting my [now] ex, I was at the food court waiting for him in the mall and I, for some stupid reason, put my head through the bars on the railing only to get stuck. Of course I panicked at first and my little brother was laughing at me, but I got it unstuck before he came (thankfully). Still pretty embarrassing, but at least he didn't see.
Ohh, and last night I went to the store but they were about to close so they locked one set of doors so people could only go through the main entrance. I didn't know this, and stupidly walked at/into the doors hoping they would open. Well, I didn't really run into them, I just figured maybe I didn't have a soul or something. Then these two guys walked passed me and said I had to use the main entrance. A little embarrassing at first but I soon forgot about it when I got inside.
When I was about seven, my family was boating in Georgian Bay. The Island Queen (a 3-tier cruise/tour boat) came by and everyone on the top deck was waving at our small boat. My older sister, who was then 13, told me to get up and wave, so I stood up and waved.
THEN WHOOOOSHHHH it suddenly got really breezy...She had whipped down my shorts and everyone on the boat could see my...er...luggage.
Needless to say I stopped trusting her.
bahaha, me too! much much later though.I was at church waaaay back when, and it was the middle of the prayer. Well the preist stops to take a breath and just then i accidently let a HUGE fart go. I just couldnt hold it anymore...Anyways, the preist kept going, trying not to laugh and everyone pretty much steered clear of me for a while.
Hahaha I rlol'd.
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Probably the most embarrassing thing ever for me was when I was on a swing and I managed to get tangled up, flipped upside down, and my pants came down so I was dangling there in my boxers. xD Even at the time I killed myself laughing though so maybe it wasn't that bad?
Most embarrassing thing nobody ever saw was braining myself with half a brick, something I've related elsewhere on this forum.
Also I managed to smash the same fingertip in the same contraption like four times when I was a kid. Pretty dumb and I don't know how sheer shame of making the same mistake twice didn't stop it from being made twice more.
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