I had Niko took Michelle on a date to a bar, he got plastered, he could barely walk, and the things he said was hilarious in combination with his wobbly walking style.
I had Niko took Michelle on a date to a bar, he got plastered, he could barely walk, and the things he said was hilarious in combination with his wobbly walking style.
The soundtrack is great. Haven't checked out the multiplayer yet, but I will. Solo mode is pretty fun so far.
I did the same. Was Michelle pissed at Niko for getting drunk with you? Or was that just me?Originally Posted by Gilghamut
Man, I'm glad I listened to the advice of mags and put subtitles on, because I would have even less of a clue about what Little Jacob is talking about without them.
I love heisting cop cars for the delicious shotgun ammo inside.
I just wish there was a Theater mode a la H:3 so that I could show everyone my most brutal death. It was... really painful.
I don't think Michelle was pissed at Niko, from what I could gather. I took her to another bar and again Niko got drunk as hell, again his reaction was great.
I did a stunt jump, and the Euphoria engine is very good, on the slow-mo I watched Niko's body react to the landing which was pretty good. Very good engine.
I also got in a cop car myself and checked out it's computer, that is so freaking neat. I couldn't find any record for Niko, yet that is. It's so cool that you can see where crimes are currently happening too.
I will get this game, I get paid tomorrow!
My favourite Michelle related incident was when we came out of the caberet club after a date and I hailed a taxi and ran over and just as I was getting in the back seat she came running over after me and some dude just came steaming out of nowhere in his big car and ploughed right into her and sent her bouncing off down the street. It was hilarious.
My friend accidentally pulled out a weapon, and some random guy pulls out his shotgun and my friend booked it outside and all you hear is two gunshots. So my friend walked back in the bowling alley and Michelle was lying on the floor, dead. Then the guy killed Niko, which was also funny.
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I shall not be purchasing this game. Feel free to carry on though.
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Holy crap. The multiplayer in this game is better than the single player. There's nothing like having 3 other homies in your car on Cops and Crooks, doing an insane jump and listening to them all shout HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT on the mic.
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You're horrible and mean. You should go to prison for that.
EDIT: Oh, wait, did you do that in real life or in the game? Either way you're still mean.
"They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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So I love bombing down Dukes Boulevard on a bike, and when you hit the little hump that takes you through the triumphal arch, bail in midair. It is awesome. I love bailing out of things in this game.
Oh, and I smashed into some taxi so hard that I went about five floors up. That was great too.
I feel really bad shooting cops now. When they're all "Tell my wife and mom!" or suchlikeOne said "I never even had a threeway" and I laughed so hard, I let him live.
Hahahahaha, Dan just told me about this pageant site on the in-game internet. I went on it and (really don't read this if you haven't done it yet, it makes it less funny) (SPOILER)it turns out it's an FBI sting site. I then immediately got a 5-star wanted level. I love it.
The same happened to me, Psy, although I guessed that it was something like that it was still awesome.
Can we get some Brucie love in here? ALPHA MALE, GENETICALLY SUPERIOR BABY!
Brucie is a god damned hero to all. I love his teeth.
Today I have been knocking phones out of people's hands, then picking them up and throwing them into a pond as their owners glare at me.
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