MILF I think about that teleporting too xD but I think about it when i'm driving to town but that's cause I have such a long drive.
I think about crazy situations for world wars to start, or think of possible scenarios to take over the world. I have a plan with sporks. ^.^
I wish I could teleport. That's be super nice.
I also count things nonstop. I dunno why.
My spell check doesn't accept necrophile, necrophiliac or necrophilist. My dictionary, however, says they are all actual words. I was going to write acceptable, but that's not so true.
My brain likes eliminating letters from words, so I never read outloud or there's a good chance I'm going to change the word oxygen to oxen.*
*This never happened while trying to read a poem out loud in class. Nor did the teacher tell me to shut up and get someone else to read.
Reminds me of 7th grade when I read 'organism' as 'orgasm' to the class.