Weird brain

[Madame Adequate]

I have a brain that works in strange ways. I'm checking out Armored Core 4 after it was mentioned in a Gen. Gaming thread, and I was heading over to Amazon to look at prices. Rather than typing the name out, I was thinking of how to find it through clicking links.

This led me to thinking: When I'm walking someplace, if I come across a road I need to cross, if it's not convenient for me the first instinct I have is to wish I could teleport. It usually takes me some seconds to realize that if I could teleport, I would use it for more than crossing the road.

Upright gentlechaps and yon faire maidens of Eyeson, does your brain work in strange ways sometimes? Tell me all about it, so that when this abomination :snowman: devours your brains to gain your knowledge, I it shall know what to watch out for.

And despite making this thread, I'm still not going to type "Armored Core 4" into the search bar, but instead spend ages clicking to the right place.

[Rantz]

I spontaneously sat down next to an old foreign looking man on the bus today, despite there being empty seats elsewhere. I spent the whole trip thinking about how he must be absolutely thrilled that I sat down with him because he's so old and lonely and noone wants to go near him. I also prepared a reply for the event that he praised me for this entirely altruistic act of charity.

[Dynast-Kid]

I spontaneously sat down next to an old foreign looking man on the bus today, despite there being empty seats elsewhere. I spent the whole trip thinking about how he must be absolutely thrilled that I sat down with him because he's so old and lonely and noone wants to go near him. I also prepared a reply for the event that he praised me for this entirely altruistic act of charity.

So what happened!?

[Quindiana Jones]

My God yes, it does.

[Rantz]

I spontaneously sat down next to an old foreign looking man on the bus today, despite there being empty seats elsewhere. I spent the whole trip thinking about how he must be absolutely thrilled that I sat down with him because he's so old and lonely and noone wants to go near him. I also prepared a reply for the event that he praised me for this entirely altruistic act of charity.

So what happened!?

He walked out on me Another promising relationship in shatters.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd never walk out on you, Rantz. Except to shower. Though I wouldn't complain if you popped in too.

[Dynast-Kid]

I spontaneously sat down next to an old foreign looking man on the bus today, despite there being empty seats elsewhere. I spent the whole trip thinking about how he must be absolutely thrilled that I sat down with him because he's so old and lonely and noone wants to go near him. I also prepared a reply for the event that he praised me for this entirely altruistic act of charity.

So what happened!?

He walked out on me Another promising relationship in shatters.

Aww! What an old jerk!

I'd never walk out on you, Rantz. Except to shower. Though I wouldn't complain if you popped in too.

Vids or GTFO.

[Quindiana Jones]

He walked out on me Another promising relationship in shatters.

Aww! What an old jerk!

That's actually what Rantz was hoping for.

[Yamaneko]

When I want to cross the street I'll wait for the light to change or j-walk if it's not too busy.

WOW WHAT A WEIRD BRAIN I HAVE.

[Madame Adequate]

When I want to cross the street I'll wait for the light to change or j-walk if it's not too busy.

WOW WHAT A WEIRD BRAIN I HAVE.

ZOMG NO WAI I DO THAT TOO! OMFG! But then, I'm capable of both performing an action and holding a thought in my head at the same time, believe it or not.

Harle: You are dead to me.

And I got to AC4 through mouse alone :kaoyatta:

[Quindiana Jones]

Technically, that makes you a necrophile.

VocabcheckIs that the correct term for one who enjoys necrophilia? I assume so, but spellcheck is yelling at me.

[blackmage_nuke]

I thought it was necrophiliac

Im always planning out hypothetical conversations

[XxSephirothxX]

Whenever I have to make a decision, I just ask myself: "What would Patrick Bateman do?"

[Yamaneko]

Whenever I have to make a decision, I just ask myself: "What would Patrick Bateman do?"

Hell yeah.

[XxSephirothxX]

That's a nice suit you've got on, Yams.