Screw the rules, I have Materia
I can summon abunch of monsters in one turn.
You forgot Incuritis!Originally Posted by Mercen-X
Screw the rules, I have Materia
I can summon abunch of monsters in one turn.
You forgot Incuritis!
The Chuck Norris summon would be really awesome...
Pew Pew Materia so I can shoot cans off fences!
If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
Changed to stop Jessweeee♪ from going insane. Is that better?
World Peace Materia. or Anti Littlemateria, just by haveing it makes everyone around you behave in a decent manner...
BEST REFERENCE EVAR
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?â€
Persuasion Materia. That way, I'll tell everyone to start undressing, dancing to the tune a pub in a red/blue light district.
Screw non-game materia, I'll take Manipulate...
Oh the good times to be had
The rape lawsuits wouldn't be worth it though, until you realize you can manipulate the judge...
Manipulate everyone! BWAHAHA
What lawsuits? The girls totally wanted some.
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
Nearly every Materia that everyone else has said, and also Clone Materia. I could stay in bed all day and send out my minions to college for me. Mwahahaha!!!! But what if I'm one of my minions??? Oh, this could get very confusing, very quickly.....
Chocolate Materia, the kind you actually eat.
-Master of Puppets
I'm pulling your strings
twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream-
Would that level up? Say at level one you get a curly whirly. Then at level two you get a diary milk. When you master it you get some Lindt chocolate. Ohh, that sounds good. Save a ton on Mother's Day/Mother's Birthday/Valentine's Day presents!
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
What do you mean "nearly"? You got a problem?
How many Mother's Days are in a year and how are they different?Oh, that sounds good. Save a ton on Mother's Day/Mother's Birthday/Valentine's Day presents!
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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