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    Default What the hell is in the hot dogs?

    Hot dogs are fairly mysterious anyway, but the Balamb Garden hot dogs are doubly so. What do you think are in them besides animal endtrails?

    I think the reason they're so addicting is probably something to do with nicotine.

    Except for Zell. Zell likes them because he's repressing his homosexuality. They're phallic, he has an oral fixation, not to mention the buns. That's the only logical answer in his case.

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    Perhaps Balamb Garden is a sexually repressed school and everyone wants one of those wieners?
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    It's not the hot dogs, man. It's the cafeteria lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rantzien View Post
    It's not the hot dogs, man. It's the cafeteria lady.
    This is obviously the only right answer here...

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    Interesting fact, the hotdogs are localised depending on the country they are in. In Japan I think they were some kind of sweetrolls.
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    japanese girls go cuckoo for bread. It's a fact, you can read about it in Kimegura Orange Road.

    The cafeteria lady apparently(well one of them) is the mother of one of the v. familiar dudes in F-H.

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    What are hot dogs made of?

    In the words of Dan Akroyd in "The Great Outdoors"

    "You know what they're made of? Lips and Assholes!"

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    It's made of people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
    Interesting fact, the hotdogs are localised depending on the country they are in. In Japan I think they were some kind of sweetrolls.
    Indeed, apparently the FFVIII Ultimania confirms that - but in the final FMV, while the credits roll, it seems fairly obvious (at least to me) that Zell's eating a hot dog, not a piece of bread...

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    I didn't see a dog of any kind!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    I didn't see a dog of any kind!
    lets give her a minute until she makes the connection..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    Except for Zell. Zell likes them because he's repressing his homosexuality. They're phallic, he has an oral fixation, not to mention the buns. That's the only logical answer in his case.
    Yes! My thoughts exactly xD But, seriously.. I think I've read somewhere that he is in fact homosexual, or something like that. There are some clues in the game or something.. Can't really remember.

    Anyway, as someone said probably made of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breine View Post
    Yes! My thoughts exactly xD But, seriously.. I think I've read somewhere that he is in fact homosexual, or something like that. There are some clues in the game or something.. Can't really remember.
    Was it in a Future Esthar thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Breine View Post
    Yes! My thoughts exactly xD But, seriously.. I think I've read somewhere that he is in fact homosexual, or something like that. There are some clues in the game or something.. Can't really remember.
    Was it in a Future Esthar thread?
    Everything has been at least once in a FE thread


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
    ]Indeed, apparently the FFVIII Ultimania confirms that - but in the final FMV, while the credits roll, it seems fairly obvious (at least to me) that Zell's eating a hot dog, not a piece of bread...
    That's because the FMV was redone.

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