It's not my Roto13.

Roto13's strength is unreal. He is far stronger in reality then any story you might have heard about him

Ooh neato! A Roto13 in the middle of no-where!

Oh you're so cute, Miss Roto13.

You Spiky Haired Roto13!

GROSS-NESS! Don't mess with me old man! You don't even have any Roto13!

My money's on Roto13.

Is Roto13 edible? Or is for barbeque?

Roto13... I'm gonna haunt you if I die here!