Ok, here's what we're going to do. Final Fantasy games have... entertaining scripts. Some of the lines are downright awesome. What I want you fine people to do is to come up with a bunch of ways to incorporate my screen name, Roto13, into them. One really bad example:
Son of a SubRoto13er
Once there are enough entries, the top five or so will be selected (how, I'm not sure yet, I'll decide later) and posted in a brand new thread with a poll. The winner will become my new screen name. The more ridiculous the better!
VOTING RULES
Please vote a maximum of 3 times (4 if you want to thank foa for being a sexy beast)
OK, so that's maybe more of the one voting rule rather than a set of rules, but whatever.
I had to edit a couple of names to get them to fit, and there are quite a few I wanted to use but were just too long and couldn't be shortened without ruining them completely.
Go!