I want to see some cheesy math humor here!
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I want to see some cheesy math humor here!
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lawl i actually laughed.
you want physics humor?
Two atoms sit in a bar.
atom1: are you sure you dont want another beer?
atom2: Im positive.
Haw haw haw! :laugh:
i says to pi "Be rational"
Pi says to i "get real"
Why did the mathemetician become a preist,
He was given a sine
Why dont asymptotes get pulled over?
They dont go over the limit
Why dont pessimists get laid?
You cant root something thats negative
I have hundreds of these but i cant remember them at the moment
edit: A number that always turns greater than or equal to zero walks into a bar and orders a beer and the bartender says "are you sure?" and he says "absolutely!"
A mathemetician was asked the most significant memory he had and he says
"When i learnt to difrentiate it was a real turning point in my life"
I made a most of these up myself
Last edited by blackmage_nuke; 04-10-2008 at 06:17 AM.
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Why do mathematicians have trouble telling the difference between Christmas and Halloween?
Because 25 Dec = 31 Oct.
^I dont get it.
lmaoi says to pi "Be rational"
Pi says to i "get real"
Did you hear the amazing mathematician who solved this:
n^2 = nsinx
n = sinx
sinx = six
n
"They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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Open up the calculator on your computer in scientific mode, punch in 25, then click the "Oct" radio button.
Christmas equals Halloween
25th December = 31st October
25 Dec = 31 Oct
25 <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal">Decimal</a> = 31 <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octal">Octal</a>
My favorite is the proof that girls are evil:
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how should i know that.. i just take it as it comes
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"They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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