Math Humor!

[blackmage_nuke]

i says to pi "Be rational"
Pi says to i "get real"

Why did the mathemetician become a preist,
He was given a sine

Why dont asymptotes get pulled over?
They dont go over the limit

Why dont pessimists get laid?
You cant root something thats negative

I have hundreds of these but i cant remember them at the moment

edit: A number that always turns greater than or equal to zero walks into a bar and orders a beer and the bartender says "are you sure?" and he says "absolutely!"

A mathemetician was asked the most significant memory he had and he says
"When i learnt to difrentiate it was a real turning point in my life"

I made a most of these up myself