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    Why does 4 move less than H?

    Because 4 is number!!!!

    Physics one:
    The speed of light is sitting at the end of a bar and a guy walks in and asks the bartender
    "is he always here?"
    and the bartended says
    "constantly!"
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
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    I've seen a t-shirt that said "5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions" before. That's about it.

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    Some people learn binary because they have to, other people just learn it for the 5's
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
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    What's the only thing that's bigger upside down?


    The number 6.

    "They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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    Haha i saw this wasnt on here sooo "why was Six afraid of Seven?" "Because Seven ate nine!"

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    There are only 3 types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't

    1/3 = 0.33333333333333 etc
    1/3+1/3+1/3 = 3/3 = 1
    0.33333333333333+0.33333333333333+0.33333333333333 = .99999999999999 etc = 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9 View Post
    1/3 = 0.33333333333333 etc
    1/3+1/3+1/3 = 3/3 = 1
    0.33333333333333+0.33333333333333+0.33333333333333 = .99999999999999 etc = 1
    Not exactly funny if it's true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9 View Post
    1/3 = 0.33333333333333 etc
    1/3+1/3+1/3 = 3/3 = 1
    0.33333333333333+0.33333333333333+0.33333333333333 = .99999999999999 etc = 1
    Not exactly funny if it's true.
    everyone was posting things that were true, figured I'd add one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arc_Master_14 View Post
    Haha i saw this wasnt on here sooo "why was Six afraid of Seven?" "Because Seven eight nine!"
    There. I like that joke - but you typed it wrong.

    "They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivisteiner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Arc_Master_14 View Post
    Haha i saw this wasnt on here sooo "why was Six afraid of Seven?" "Because Seven eight nine!"
    There. I like that joke - but you typed it wrong.
    i meant to put it that way because its supposed to sound as ate but be eight

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    ^Naw, I disagree. I think you should write it my way.

    Its a very serious issue and one that should be dealt with sensitively and promptly.

    "They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
    clicky clicky clicky

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    When finding the barometer joke, I found these gems:

    Heisenberg was never sure whether or not he did it.
    Quantum mechanics do it in leaps.
    Quantum theorists do it in tiny tiny pieces.
    Quantum theorists do it uncertainly.
    Spectroscopists do it until it hertz.
    Spectroscopists do it with frequency and intensity.
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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