I want to see some cheesy math humor here!
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Math Humor!
I want to see some cheesy math humor here!
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lawl i actually laughed.
you want physics humor?
Two atoms sit in a bar.
atom1: are you sure you dont want another beer?
atom2: Im positive.
Haw haw haw! :laugh:
i says to pi "Be rational"
Pi says to i "get real"
Why did the mathemetician become a preist,
He was given a sine
Why dont asymptotes get pulled over?
They dont go over the limit
Why dont pessimists get laid?
You cant root something thats negative
I have hundreds of these but i cant remember them at the moment
edit: A number that always turns greater than or equal to zero walks into a bar and orders a beer and the bartender says "are you sure?" and he says "absolutely!"
A mathemetician was asked the most significant memory he had and he says
"When i learnt to difrentiate it was a real turning point in my life"
I made a most of these up myself
Last edited by blackmage_nuke; 04-10-2008 at 06:17 AM.
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
This is the biggest physics joke i could find..
total physics fail!
thats mighty fast.. i get why it crashed now.
Why do mathematicians have trouble telling the difference between Christmas and Halloween?
Because 25 Dec = 31 Oct.
OMG!! Everytime i hear this one the coincidence cotinues to amaze meOriginally Posted by o_O
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
^I dont get it.
lmaoi says to pi "Be rational"
Pi says to i "get real"
Did you hear the amazing mathematician who solved this:
n^2 = nsinx
n = sinx
sinx = six
n
"They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
clicky clicky clicky
Open up the calculator on your computer in scientific mode, punch in 25, then click the "Oct" radio button.^I dont get it.
Christmas equals Halloween
25th December = 31st October
25 Dec = 31 Oct
25 <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal">Decimal</a> = 31 <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octal">Octal</a>
My favorite is the proof that girls are evil:
Positive
An absolute number is root(x^2)Positive
so its impossible for it to be negative
I saw Jessweeee♪'s response as a bad pun response.
how should i know that.. i just take it as it comes
Open up the calculator on your computer in scientific mode, punch in 25, then click the "Oct" radio button.^I dont get it.
Christmas equals Halloween
25th December = 31st October
25 Dec = 31 Oct
Oh, I see.
8x3 = 24
24 +1 = 25
I can do maths, me!
Oh and I remember the old chestnut about women being evil.
"They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
clicky clicky clicky
I giggled at this because keeping variables and units separate has been a chore when studying for this physics test xD "Is that an A for amps or for area?! L for length or Inductance?! TAU FOR TORQUE OR FOR TIME CONSTANT??!?!!"^I dont get it.
lmaoi says to pi "Be rational"
Pi says to i "get real"
Did you hear the amazing mathematician who solved this:
n^2 = nsinx
n = sinx
sinx = six
n
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