TO: MARSHALL BANANA
RE: Hidden Chupacabra

At this point the Eyes on Final Fantasy Chupacabra Task Force has no information indicating that a Chupacabra has taken on the disguise of a member of the forum or a Compound Dweller.

Chupacabra are wily creatures. I would not put disguise past their abilities, especially if it involved the violent removal of a human hide. This is why we must remain vigilant! If any of your friends exhibit suspicious, Chupacabra-esque activity please notify a member of the Task Force immediately.

TO: AERITH'S KNIGHT
RE: Spaceship

Chupacabra are not aliens, they are native to our planet. If I were you, I would see help at ABDUCTEE ANONYMOUS.

TO: NEOCRACKER
RE: Shlup's Mother

ShlupQuack's mother is NOT a Chupacabra. She's just very unlucky.