*strikes a dramatic pose*

AND THUS, THE CHUPACABRA SLAYERS FORMED~

*puts on a Liza Minelli costume and brandishes a shotgun, flamethrower, and a feather duster*

Those are just for show, props for the pants off dance off. My song? 'I Ran' by A Flock of Seagulls. Three times.

*goes to look for a sifter and some tarragon*

WHO IS WITH ME?!