EL CHUPACABRA

[Dolentrean]

Alright, I finally got my composure... I have my shotguns, my textbooks, and a six pack, I am ready now!

[Blue Harvest]

then who did abduct me?

*Whistles*

[Jojee]

Hahaha, it's LA chupacabra!

When I played Ragnarok Online, some friends and I made a guild called El ChupacaBRa to make fun of all the Brazilians playing who kept adding BR after their name and guild names (Yes I know it's Spanish) xD Then we went around shouting nonsensical Spanish & Portuguese words. xD

Chupacabras are scary!

[oddler]

You don't mess around with folk legends with mange, boy. Ya heard me.

[41-Inches-Wide]

Can a Chupacabra disguise itself as an active member of EoFF?

I KNOW WHO YOU'RE REFERRING TO LAMONDA OHOHO YOU MONSTER! (Cause I was actually wondering that myself)

[Momiji]

*strikes a dramatic pose*

AND THUS, THE CHUPACABRA SLAYERS FORMED~

*puts on a Liza Minelli costume and brandishes a shotgun, flamethrower, and a feather duster*

Those are just for show, props for the pants off dance off. My song? 'I Ran' by A Flock of Seagulls. Three times.

*goes to look for a sifter and some tarragon*

WHO IS WITH ME?!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Leviathan will protect me! This is why it is good to have your own mythical beast at your beck and call. Plus it is fun to scare the neighbours with.

[Momiji]

Leviathan will protect me! This is why it is good to have your own mythical beast at your beck and call. Plus it is fun to scare the neighbours with.

Can Leviathan sing Flock of Seagulls songs, produce tarragon, strip while dancing, and use a sifter?

I'm afraid that will do no good.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Leviathan will protect me! This is why it is good to have your own mythical beast at your beck and call. Plus it is fun to scare the neighbours with.

Can Leviathan sing Flock of Seagulls songs, produce tarragon, strip while dancing, and use a sifter?

I'm afraid that will do no good.

He may not be able to do that but I think he makes up for the fact that the seas move to his whim. There is also the fact that Leviathan is so big that he could eat the Chupacabra.

[qwertysaur]

Leviathan will protect me! This is why it is good to have your own mythical beast at your beck and call. Plus it is fun to scare the neighbours with.

Can Leviathan sing Flock of Seagulls songs, produce tarragon, strip while dancing, and use a sifter?

I'm afraid that will do no good.

He may not be able to do that but I think he makes up for the fact that the seas move to his whim. There is also the fact that Leviathan is so big that he could eat the Chupacabra.

Yummy.

[Aerith's Knight]

then who did abduct me?

*Whistles*

*smacks BH with Liza Minelli*

[Rantz]

Chupacabra are wily creatures. I would not put disguise past their abilities, especially if it involved the violent removal of a human hide. This is why we must remain vigilant! If any of your friends exhibit suspicious, Chupacabra-esque activity please notify a member of the Task Force immediately.

This is an excerpt of one of my recent chat logs with oddler:

Rantzien says: hey oddler what's up?
oddler says: mmMY spinal spIKES lol
Rantzien says: huh?
oddler says: uhh, sorry. I meant my penis.
Rantzien says: are you alright?
Rantzien says: you seem weird
oddler says: I, uhm, just hungry I guess
Rantzien says: yeah, me too. I'm gonna go eat some lamb chops, cya!
oddler says: !
Rantzien says: what?
oddler says: nom nOM nom I liEK GOATS! mmm!
Rantzien says: uh, see you later.
oddler says: mmMM, gAOt blOODD!!

[Aerith's Knight]

high, drunk or off his medication..

[oddler]

I feel violated and, now, hungry.

[rubah]

*cackles and sucks on a goat*