What is it that you will do tomorrow night?
I would like to ski on the bananas.
Did I do that right? That was my favorite saying in French class all those years ago.
The same thing I'm doing now. Absolutely nothing.
Eat gingerbread man, look at eoff, toottoot I'm a steamboat.
I'll be working tomorrow night, so not that interesting.
I'll chillin' like demon and celebrating my birthday which was yesterday.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
The same things I am doing today, pretty much.
warning: i am NOT funny.
Finish some paintings and probably read or visit a friend.
Videogames, essay, internet, fapping.
I'll be going around to my dad's house to have tea over there. Also going over the higher education funding form just to double check it. Fun stuff!
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
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