Baby's smell good and their toys are awesome

[Avarice-ness]

Well, I hate babies.

But if you like them, congrats. And make sure to get him into anime at an early age.

The day he is old enough to understand most words, get him hooked on Miyazaki.

With my luck the kids gonna like Jazz and then be all "LOL metal" 'cause of mine and my boyfriends (soon to be husband) musical differences. xD

I feel like running them over with a garbage truck - repeatedly.
Why a garbage truck? So it's easy to dispose of the... thing.


I loathe children, infants most of all.

I bet my baby could make your soul come back. S/he will be -that- awesome.