*does the baby dance like so hard*

I love babies. I am totally gay for babies. I've gone to three baby showers so far this year, going to a fourth one in a couple of weeks, used to be the lead at an infant care center, have siblings as much as nineteen years younger than me... I am totally gay for babies.

Seriously, make as many threads as you want on this subject and I will ensure they do not get closed. *manly face*

My baby advice and favorite toys!
1) Get an electric breats pump, no manual. Manuals are useless.

2) These are the best bottles. They reduce colic.

3) Nuby makes the best sippy cups though. Also, the fact that they're called "Nuby" (pronounced newbie) is lul.

4) For parent entertainment the LeapFrog Alphabet Pal Caterpillar is the best. Put him on phonetic and try to make him say a swear word. Hilarious.

5) Babies love Baby Tad.

6) I've been buying everyone these. They just seem neat-o.

7) Boppy is pretty much a must-have. You'll probably get at least three as gifts though.

8) Consider getting a baby lounger and/or an attachment for the crib that vibrates. Babies love those.

9) If it's a boy, I would like to supply you with some anti-circumcision propaganda. The article I usually link to appears to have been removed, but this site also seems good, at a glance. The Penn & Teller episode is good too, though their show is always, admittedly, very biased in presentation.

10) What to Expect When You're Expecting is the only pregnancy book you'll need. What to Expect the First Year is also good. What to Expect When Your Wife's Expanding also comes highly recommended.

11) Frozen waffles are great for teething.

...I MUST THINK OF MORE! *goes baby mad*