Alrighty, I made lots of revisions. Makes me happy, because she can be a Nazi. Not horrible, but sometimes. Mostly I subtracted many colons in favor of more sensible things. And I love the semi-colon, hoorah!

The definitions here were much more helpful than anything on Wiki. I might have to pick this book if I'm gonna be doing this a lot. Thanks a lot for the help on my question, fellas.