WARNING

The following breakfast may actually be the best breakfast ever. Eating the following breakfast will likely make all other breakfasts pale in comparison. This breakfast is NOT for children under the age of 2. If you accidentally eat the following breakfast, please alert your nearest neighbor to tell them how awesome it was. We will not be held responsible for any resulting taste buds exploding with pleasure.
Ingredients Required:

1. A single fried egg with a broken yolk.
2. Cooked Bacon. Recommended status: Bendable, yet crispy.
3. A toasted bagel.

Put the above 3 ingredients together in any desired fashion. You have hereby created the most awesomest breakfast. The bacon is absolutely required.