(This is a fake post! I do not actually feel this way)
Staff! I am outraged at the continuing banning of good members! I am sick of this persecution of anyone with the slightest bit of personality being removed from the site! I demand you unban VtG! This would be a good show of faith that the staff is forgiving and will bring some much needed fun back to this site!
I mean, you should at least let banned members make second accounts! I mean what is the harm out of a second account if it is a different persona that is not insulting anybody! I deem the staff to be huge dodo heads!