I can't quite decide whether this thread is brilliant or just cringe worthy. You guys clearly deserve some kind of award for placing me in such an unforeseen predicament.

I suppose I'd like to be asked some historical question if I were in a beauty contest because then I'd feel I could talk about something at length and show that I do have some brains (despite a clear beauty deficit), or you know, just throw out something to do with Free Will versus Determinism so I can make an utter, utter fool out of myself when it turns out one of the judges has a PhD in (naturally) Philosophy.