You huffy puffy loosey goosey whimpering whining wuss of a witness.

[Croyles]

Im the kind of person that accidently insults someone by taking a joke too far. But anyone who knows me knows that I dont mean it so they dont care.

[Dolentrean]

I am fantastic at insults and comebacks about 70% of the time, if I start ranting (and oh... I do love to rant) I will say things that my friends will be quoting for years, I do pride myself on my wit. I am normally only good if I am being somewhat goofy and messing around, even if what I say is remarkably mean.

[Blue Harvest]

At times, I experience a thing the French call L'esprit de l'escalier, or Staircase Wit, where I can't think of good insults in the moment, but after the situation is over, I come up with the best comebacks, as I'm "on the staircase", leaving the event.

Happens to me all the time. But at least I never get insults about my weight anymore, rather compliments on how much I've lost

[Sarc the Swordsman]

I just...I just got insulted for 'being too damn nice'. What the heck?