Help me EoFF!

I joined this forum in like 2001 or something. That's over SEVEN years ago! Everybody I know is an old smelly wrinkly person! I'm a grouchy old man! All the kids, waaay back in the day, are about to vote!

I'm so scared EoFF. Why do people have to grow old. Look at Rikkuyuna89! In fact, check this out! Rye Rye is 13 years old in this thread! This is making my brain explode!

This place is amazing. Kids are growing up. I'm so scared! Rye needs to be less LEGAL and more 12-13 years old IMO!

So um, let's talk about growing up and your favorite year(s) of EoFF!