More EoFF Madlibs

[Bahamut2000X]

Del Murder woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for a pen from the staff forum, which was rumored to be located at Ohio. Lucky for Del Murder, they had recruited the help of Unne and Aerith\'s Knight as they both had experience pwning n00bs. Del Murder grabbed their trusty microwave then tossed Unne a drill bit and Aerith\'s Knight a book.

Our purple group of adventurers set off for Ohio with a rousing cry of "*shakes head*!" On the way Unne fell, injuring their left pinky. Aerith\'s Knight told Unne they should ride on the Aardvark that they brought to carry their supplies, but Unne ate too much Olives before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Del Murder and Aerith\'s Knight left Unne with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Dr. Who while they waited at Wales

After a long trek, Del Murder and Aerith\'s Knight finally arrived at Ohio, which is located in China. Upon entering Ohio, Del Murder and Aerith\'s Knight found themselves in the Kitchen, where GoBo was eating a long Sauerkraut. Del Murder asked GoBo where they could find the a pen from the staff forum. GoBo took a drink of their Mr. Pib, frolicked and pointed to the left. So Del Murder and Aerith\'s Knight continued into the next room, where they found Flying Mullet and their pet Hyena guarding the a pen from the staff forum with a industrial sized ice cream bucket. Del Murder lept into action at once, crying out "It\'s clobberin\' time!!" and swinging their microwave at Flying Mullet's left pinky. And that's when Del Murder awoke. Did they win? Did Unne ever make it back home? Does GoBo's mother know they frolicked? Now no one will ever know...

So wrong, yet oh so right.

[Evastio]

Creeping Shadow woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Bill Cosby, which was rumored to be located at power plant. Lucky for Creeping Shadow, they had recruited the help of Leen-Leen and Roto13 as they both had experience dancing. Creeping Shadow grabbed their trusty Rock then tossed Leen-Leen a Cheesecake and Roto13 a Grandmother.

Our humourous group of adventurers set off for power plant with a rousing cry of "Truly!?!" On the way Leen-Leen fell, injuring their eyeball. Roto13 told Leen-Leen they should ride on the octopus that they brought to carry their supplies, but Leen-Leen ate too much Squid before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Creeping Shadow and Roto13 left Leen-Leen with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch The Red Green Show while they waited at the store

After a long trek, Creeping Shadow and Roto13 finally arrived at power plant, which is located in Antarctica. Upon entering power plant, Creeping Shadow and Roto13 found themselves in the Washroom, where Evastio was eating a awkward Jello Pudding. Creeping Shadow asked Evastio where they could find the Bill Cosby. Evastio took a drink of their Coke, snorted and pointed to the left. So Creeping Shadow and Roto13 continued into the next room, where they found ljkkjlcm9 and their pet cobra guarding the Bill Cosby with a Jetpack. Creeping Shadow lept into action at once, crying out "Why me?!!" and swinging their Rock at ljkkjlcm9's eyeball. And that's when Creeping Shadow awoke. Did they win? Did Leen-Leen ever make it back home? Does Evastio's mother know they snorted? Now no one will ever know...

Weird...

[Marshall Banana]

I hope Jeremy's mommy doesn't find out about us spraying caprisun up each other's noses. :kaocry:

I think Kishi-sama succumbed to your panties!

[leader of mortals]

EoFF Madlib Madness
Aeriths knight woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Excalibur, which was rumored to be located at A house. Lucky for Aeriths knight, they had recruited the help of Leader of mortals and Demon Dude as they both had experience Farting. Aeriths knight grabbed their trusty key then tossed Leader of mortals a PS3 and Demon Dude a Monkey.

Our brown group of adventurers set off for A house with a rousing cry of "110% awesomesauce!" On the way Leader of mortals fell, injuring their arm. Demon Dude told Leader of mortals they should ride on the dog that they brought to carry their supplies, but Leader of mortals ate too much bacon cheese baconburger before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Aeriths knight and Demon Dude left Leader of mortals with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Spongebob while they waited at Mcdonalds

After a long trek, Aeriths knight and Demon Dude finally arrived at A house, which is located in Spain. Upon entering A house, Aeriths knight and Demon Dude found themselves in the bathroom, where Flying mullet was eating a long Pizza. Aeriths knight asked Flying mullet where they could find the Excalibur. Flying mullet took a drink of their Coke, farted and pointed to the left. So Aeriths knight and Demon Dude continued into the next room, where they found Rye and their pet cat guarding the Excalibur with a Cat. Aeriths knight lept into action at once, crying out "grindledore!" and swinging their key at Rye's arm. And that's when Aeriths knight awoke. Did they win? Did Leader of mortals ever make it back home? Does Flying mullet's mother know they farted? Now no one will ever know...

[Aerith's Knight]

grindledore? 0_o

[Quindiana Jones]

OMG SWEET. I just chose the first 5 posters here, except for ones with punctuation in their names.

Psychotic woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Billys goat, Gruff, which was rumored to be located at The Bear Palace. Lucky for Psychotic, they had recruited the help of rubah and Rye as they both had experience giggling. Psychotic grabbed their trusty cat then tossed rubah a bed and Rye a cheese.

Our good group of adventurers set off for The Bear Palace with a rousing cry of "STFU!" On the way rubah fell, injuring their toe. Rye told rubah they should ride on the moose that they brought to carry their supplies, but rubah ate too much watermelon before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Psychotic and Rye left rubah with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Antiques Roadshow while they waited at Happy Town.

After a long trek, Psychotic and Rye finally arrived at The Bear Palace, which is located in Stonehenge. Upon entering The Bear Palace, Psychotic and Rye found themselves in the bedroom, where Flying Mullet was eating a wise burger. Psychotic asked Flying Mullet where they could find the Billys goat, Gruff. Flying Mullet took a drink of their Vimto, masturbated and pointed to the left. So Psychotic and Rye continued into the next room, where they found qwertyxsora and their pet elk guarding the Billys goat, Gruff with a Skittles. Psychotic lept into action at once, crying out "GTFO!" and swinging their cat at qwertyxsora's toe. And that's when Psychotic awoke. Did they win? Did rubah ever make it back home? Does Flying Mullet's mother know they masturbated? Now no one will ever know...

I've highlighted my favourite bits.

"Does FMs mother know he masturbated"....ahhh, that is gold.

[f f freak]

Mine is kind of rude.

F F Freak woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for The Giant Ass, which was rumored to be located at The Centre of the Sun. Lucky for F F Freak, they had recruited the help of TyphoonThaReapa and Kuroshima as they both had experience with your mom. F F Freak grabbed their trusty Star then tossed TyphoonThaReapa a Used Condom and Kuroshima a Moldy Sock.

Our Brave group of adventurers set off for The Centre of the Sun with a rousing cry of "Yo\' Momma!" On the way TyphoonThaReapa fell, injuring their Reproductive Organ. Kuroshima told TyphoonThaReapa they should ride on the Goldenboko that they brought to carry their supplies, but TyphoonThaReapa ate too much Cheese before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So F F Freak and Kuroshima left TyphoonThaReapa with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Porn while they waited at Psy\'s House

After a long trek, F F Freak and Kuroshima finally arrived at The Centre of the Sun, which is located in Neverland. Upon entering The Centre of the Sun, F F Freak and Kuroshima found themselves in the Bathroom, where Psychotic was eating a Ape-Like Cat Crap. F F Freak asked Psychotic where they could find the The Giant Ass. Psychotic took a drink of their Urine, Did it with their mother and pointed to the left. So F F Freak and Kuroshima continued into the next room, where they found Eiko Guy and their pet Tramp guarding the The Giant Ass with a Psy\'s mommy. F F Freak lept into action at once, crying out "You Spoony Bard!!!" and swinging their Star at Eiko Guy's Reproductive Organ. And that's when F F Freak awoke. Did they win? Did TyphoonThaReapa ever make it back home? Does Psychotic's mother know they Did it with their mother? Now no one will ever know...

[Flying Mullet]

Okay guys, it's getting a little randy. Remember to keep them clean. Just because you're not providing the entire content doesn't mean you're responsible for the pieces that you provide.

[Sergeant Hartman]

I'm in bits.

Rantzien woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Sword of Obedience, which was rumored to be located at closet. Lucky for Rantzien, they had recruited the help of Manus and Cz as they both had experience masturbating. Rantzien grabbed their trusty sink then tossed Manus a bed and Cz a floor.

Our big group of adventurers set off for closet with a rousing cry of "fail!" On the way Manus fell, injuring their toe. Cz told Manus they should ride on the bull that they brought to carry their supplies, but Manus ate too much banana before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Rantzien and Cz left Manus with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Heroes while they waited at bathroom

After a long trek, Rantzien and Cz finally arrived at closet, which is located in Wales. Upon entering closet, Rantzien and Cz found themselves in the kitchen, where Hartman was eating a fat chips. Rantzien asked Hartman where they could find the Sword of Obedience. Hartman took a drink of their vimto, came and pointed to the left. So Rantzien and Cz continued into the next room, where they found Quin and their pet elephant guarding the Sword of Obedience with a table. Rantzien lept into action at once, crying out "epic!" and swinging their sink at Quin's toe. And that's when Rantzien awoke. Did they win? Did Manus ever make it back home? Does Hartman's mother know they came? Now no one will ever know...

[Quindiana Jones]

I love how both mine and HATMAN's both have someone having a bed thrown at them, and someone drinking the purplicious drink, Vimto.

It's a sign, HATMAN. It's a sign.

[Sergeant Hartman]

woah, I didn't know you had vimto in yours, oh god.

[edczxcvbnm]

Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull: this is hilarious xD...also it is broken. It only uses one body part instead of the two it has you enter XP I changed mine to add the second body part.

AK woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Zohar, which was rumored to be located at NYSE. Lucky for AK, they had recruited the help of edczxcvbnm and PG as they both had experience Killing Spree. AK grabbed their trusty bed then tossed edczxcvbnm a assult rifle and PG a waffles.

Our smurfing group of adventurers set off for NYSE with a rousing cry of "bling bling!" On the way edczxcvbnm fell, injuring their breasts. PG told edczxcvbnm they should ride on the hamster that they brought to carry their supplies, but edczxcvbnm ate too much hot pocket before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So AK and PG left edczxcvbnm with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch 24 while they waited at Gentlemens Club

After a long trek, AK and PG finally arrived at NYSE, which is located in dessert oasis. Upon entering NYSE, AK and PG found themselves in the catacombs, where Jojee was eating a loud waffle. AK asked Jojee where they could find the Zohar. Jojee took a drink of their sperm, smurfed and pointed to the left. So AK and PG continued into the next room, where they found BoB and their pet penguin guarding the Zohar with a lube. AK lept into action at once, crying out "sexual chocolate!" and swinging their bed at BoB's nostril. And that's when AK awoke. Did they win? Did edczxcvbnm ever make it back home? Does Jojee's mother know they smurfed? Now no one will ever know...

[Dolentrean]

rubah woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Sword of Sexy, which was rumored to be located at Rye\'s Bedroom. Lucky for rubah, they had recruited the help of MILF and Ouch! as they both had experience Fighting Zombies. rubah grabbed their trusty Menorah then tossed MILF a Wiimote and Ouch! a Banana Hammock.

Our Sextastic group of adventurers set off for Rye\'s Bedroom with a rousing cry of "Oh, Did I mention Im Awesome?!" On the way MILF fell, injuring their Wing Wang Willy. Ouch! told MILF they should ride on the Goldenboko that they brought to carry their supplies, but MILF ate too much Pie before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So rubah and Ouch! left MILF with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 while they waited at Pet Shop

After a long trek, rubah and Ouch! finally arrived at Rye\'s Bedroom, which is located in Mount Doom. Upon entering Rye\'s Bedroom, rubah and Ouch! found themselves in the Den, where Loony BoB was eating a Fantastical Steak. rubah asked Loony BoB where they could find the Sword of Sexy. Loony BoB took a drink of their Scotch, Drooled and pointed to the left. So rubah and Ouch! continued into the next room, where they found Del Murder and their pet Goat guarding the Sword of Sexy with a Home Run Bat. rubah lept into action at once, crying out "You spoony bard!!" and swinging their Menorah at Del Murder's Wing Wang Willy. And that's when rubah awoke. Did they win? Did MILF ever make it back home? Does Loony BoB's mother know they Drooled? Now no one will ever know...


SEXTASTIC!!!

[KentaRawr!]

JKTrix woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Grandleon, which was rumored to be located at McDonalds. Lucky for JKTrix, they had recruited the help of Dreddz and Kishi as they both had experience Playing Video Games. JKTrix grabbed their trusty Chrono Trigger then tossed Dreddz a Metal Slug and Kishi a Metal Gear.

Our metallish group of adventurers set off for McDonalds with a rousing cry of "lol!" On the way Dreddz fell, injuring their leg. Kishi told Dreddz they should ride on the Lynx that they brought to carry their supplies, but Dreddz ate too much Taco Bell before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So JKTrix and Kishi left Dreddz with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Fresh Prince of Belair while they waited at E3

After a long trek, JKTrix and Kishi finally arrived at McDonalds, which is located in Japan. Upon entering McDonalds, JKTrix and Kishi found themselves in the Computer Room, where Kentarou was eating a sluggish Egg Noodles. JKTrix asked Kentarou where they could find the Grandleon. Kentarou took a drink of their Dr. Pepper, farted and pointed to the left. So JKTrix and Kishi continued into the next room, where they found Captain Maxx Power and their pet Frog guarding the Grandleon with a Epoch. JKTrix lept into action at once, crying out "soz!" and swinging their Chrono Trigger at Captain Maxx Power's leg. And that's when JKTrix awoke. Did they win? Did Dreddz ever make it back home? Does Kentarou's mother know they farted? Now no one will ever know...

Lawl. :3

[Goldenboko]

I was just thinking of making this thread, but I couldn't remember these things where called Madlibs >.>

Goldenboko woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for PuPu's Elixer, which was rumored to be located at The Void. Lucky for Goldenboko, they had recruited the help of Leen-Leen and Rubah as they both had experience ting. Goldenboko grabbed their trusty clothes hanger then tossed Leen-Leen a tree and Rubah a calculator.

Our homosexical group of adventurers set off for The Void with a rousing cry of "'Ay~!" On the way Leen-Leen fell, injuring their kneecap. Rubah told Leen-Leen they should ride on the chocobo that they brought to carry their supplies, but Leen-Leen ate too much Cake before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Goldenboko and Rubah left Leen-Leen with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Robot Chicken while they waited at GoBo's House

After a long trek, Goldenboko and Rubah finally arrived at The Void, which is located in Siberia. Upon entering The Void, Goldenboko and Rubah found themselves in the Basement, where Dynast-Kid was eating a giaganto Sushi. Goldenboko asked Dynast-Kid where they could find the PuPu's Elixer. Dynast-Kid took a drink of their Bacardi and Cola, vomitted and pointed to the left. So Goldenboko and Rubah continued into the next room, where they found Psychotic and their pet horny toad guarding the PuPu's Elixer with a pillow. Goldenboko lept into action at once, crying out "Say hello to my little friend!!" and swinging their clothes hanger at Psychotic's kneecap. And that's when Goldenboko awoke. Did they win? Did Leen-Leen ever make it back home? Does Dynast-Kid's mother know they vomitted? Now no one will ever know...